Its sad, show some dorky hilarious songs can make me laugh. I was literally laughing out loud and singing along to this song. Shout out to Julian for sharing!
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I am noticing that more and more of my posts are related to the funny pics and videos that my co-workers and I get intrigued by on a daily basis… so in light of continuing this on going theme, I give you the Male Cheerleader!
Now, I was a cheerleader in high-school and YES we did have a male cheerleader and he was great! But never have I ever seen this type of passion and school spirit LOL! I think this dude takes the cake!
Ok- let me start of by saying, that I love this girl!! She is a freaking riot… if she lived in Texas she would be my friend. If you are a guy.. have you ever taken a hot ass girl home one night then realized she was a total slosh when you woke up next to her???
Nowaday’s you see these total barbie girls that are consumed by the Fake lashes (ahem, i can’t knock them cause I wear them too), the extensions (oops i wear those too), the fake tan, stuffed bra (sorry gang- mine are the kind that have a 10 year warranty), ultra high heels and glop of makeup to portray a type of perfection that does not exist.
I like this girl for putting it out there.. sorry boys, but Pam Anderson and all your female fantasies have to work at the hot part… with this being a standard, I guess we are all doomed to be ugly people.
Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn’t afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn’t afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn’t sleep.
When she went past her oldest daughter’s room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter’s room and she couldn’t hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, “Why were you screaming last night?” The daughter replied “Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream.”
“That’s true.” She looked at her second daughter. “Why were you laughing so much last night?”
The daughter replied “Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh.”
“That’s also true.” Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?”
The youngest daughter replied “Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full.”